Turning 37

I am utterly shocked
Blindsided, one might say
At the nasty little business
That has been underway

Only today I discovered
Things so out of whack
And try as hard as one might
There is no going back

I ask and ask again
HOW on earth can it be
That in less than 5, just 5,
I will be, forty?

It's sorcery it's evil
No other words suffice
And I am just not buying
this ridiculous pack of lies

If you too have a claim
Join me for a class action suit
It's Time, someone called out
The insolence of that brute