Brain in a jar

i want to exist

as a brain in a jar
no corporeal jhamelas
easier by far

maybe powered to a robot
during day time
so i can go places
on legs that are mine
(or kind of mine)

but when the mood strikes
i can just lay on a table
reading or dreaming
in all important ways, able

no need to bathe
or clean the house
do laundry
so where is the grouse

who's fat who's thin
who cares anymore
the beauty industry
will be pissed off for sure

no racism no sexism
brains can't be black or white
brains don't need land
no borders no fight?

just luxuriate all day
netflix and chill
how "chill" you say
well there's sure to be a pill

although come to think
things could go wrong
a discrimination may evolve
between brains weak and strong

knowing us humans
that's probably certain
so let end this mad scheme
let's draw the curtain

we are doomed
to a life full of troubles
let's protect our small joys
our own tiny bubbles